You know what you need? A sticker printed on durable black vinyl.
It's the perfect decoration for toilets, urinals and caskets. You can even use them to reseal potato chip bags.
They're free for you but they weren't free for us. So don't be wasteful. OK?
All you old-timers will recognize the original name of our company: Way back in Internet time (2006!), there was a meme making the rounds with the phrase, “Bitches Love _____.” The fill-in-the-blank could be anything, and the “bitches” were any group that a person wanted to impress: i.e. You! (The animated series, The Boondocks, kicked off this whole phenomenon. Check out the complete history at Know Your Meme.)